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Ninjas Demotivational Poster


IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas




NINJAS - They love pizza


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 4.1/5


NINJAS - Mall cops don't stand a chance


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 4.14/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:27 pm
Not without their segues, they don't!


NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

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Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


NINJAS - they will kidnap your family


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Paulo

Jomé - August 14, 2008, 3:56 pm
UHAUHAUHAUAHHAA!
Curious - July 9, 2008, 9:56 pm
Is that "Money for" or is that $4 Karate lessons... ? You could just get the Manual for That!!


Ninja bush -


TAGS: ninja shoe shoes ninjas
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by kadster

mallen - February 25, 2009, 3:37 am
Who knew Bush had Ninja training. Not one but two shoes dodged.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman.


NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.


TAGS: ninjas racing surprise motorcycles
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ShallowGrave

wonkycactus - March 10, 2011, 5:01 pm
that guy is about to have a horrible day


PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic


TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...


WARNING! - Ninjas are nuts.




UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates


TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Portgas D. Ace

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L


M.K. NINJAS - On slow days, they had to take any job they could.




FLYING NINJAS - They're everywhere


TAGS: ninjas ninja sweet lol funny
Rating: 2.47/5
RandomApe - August 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
ROFLMAO says FTW!!
Schifty - December 15, 2008, 2:12 pm
up your ass!
Dess - November 9, 2008, 12:57 pm
think about it people, when was the last time you saw a ninja?
tony - August 31, 2008, 4:12 pm
...thats the point you failures
steve - July 25, 2008, 2:31 pm
where is the ninjas
jon - July 4, 2008, 10:28 am
Flying Ninja's. WHERE!!!


NINJA RACCOONS -


TAGS: raccoons ninjas yuppie skiers good idea
Rating: 3.7/5

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Bah - December 6, 2009, 12:58 pm
...if only...


OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST. - The Optimist "Oh what a beautiful sight, let's check it out." The Pessimist "You do know the moment we step inside we're gonna be killed by Ninjas and Samurais right?


TAGS: optimist pessimist ninjas samurais
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
What about all those ninjas shown on the outside in this photo?


PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja?


TAGS: october challenge pirates and ninjas equate
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Death - November 5, 2009, 2:28 am
You sir, are a genius.


NINJAS!!! - NINJAS !!!! They are everywhere !!!!


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by skippy

BLACKMAMBA - September 3, 2009, 2:55 pm
IS THAT RONDO?
brock0lee - December 9, 2008, 8:44 pm
that's not a ninja, it's a nigga; get it right yo


PIRATES VERSUS NINJAS - The Question Is Finally Answered.




DAMN NINJAS - quick get this man a shawtgun




NINJAS - They're even on posters


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.29/5
pro - December 11, 2008, 7:10 pm
At least behind the glass he is safe from any perifious odour!
Joey Eagleton - December 11, 2008, 3:54 pm
Ninja spotting tip #43 : If you think it's a poster... it's not.


JEWISH NINJA -


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

forseti - July 7, 2010, 10:17 am
Hairy knucks are Jewish??? Didn't know that.
HammerofHeeb - July 7, 2010, 9:59 am
He even has the hairy Jew knucks!
Lovellama - January 6, 2010, 12:57 pm
Are they masters of Jew-Jitsu?


BRITISH NINJAS - Not your garden variety ninja




BUNNY NINJA - F*CK YOUR HIDDEN NINJAS


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by almarpa

Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 10:55 am
1L i the lowest vote a poster can get. Cruise around the forum and you will find a lot of useful information.
almarpa - June 25, 2010, 10:37 am
I couldn´t understand "not to get a 1L" What does it mean?
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 10:35 am
IMO the ninja thing was killed off a long time ago, bunny or hidden the poster has to be damn good not to get a 1L.


SHHHH - There's 5 ninjas in the picture.


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by matthew

CJ - March 5, 2009, 7:38 am
ninjas are queer


BEER - It Stops Ninja Attacks




GLORY -




NINJAS - THE REAL REASON YOU CAN´T SEE THEM. THEY ARE TAKING CARE OF THEIR CHILDREN.


TAGS: ninjas reason children
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by almarpa

theviking - August 6, 2010, 12:09 pm
baby like OMFG NINJA PARENTS!!!


REAL NINJAS USE GUNS - Katanas are for pussies!




NO... - There are actually five


TAGS: ninjas ninja sweet lol funny
Rating: 1.87/5
GJT - November 9, 2008, 10:34 pm
You're all wrong...there are at least 25 ninjas in that picture, and they killed all of you, you just haven't realized it yet.
Neal - May 15, 2008, 11:53 pm
I see 3 of them... where are the other two?
Silent BD - May 15, 2008, 6:06 pm
Dude, the ninjas all left half an hour ago!


FALCON PUNCH - It Solves Teen Pregnancy




NINJAS - Now they have motorcycles... ho...ho...ho


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Mr. Rob

Al - February 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
it semms to be mirror, or verry riflektive silver paint. im not shuar if it is shoped. soarry for spelling errors im Russian!!!
run - September 26, 2008, 1:49 pm
wants one? gets a photoshop.
TigerKid - September 23, 2008, 12:18 am
yeah dude! thats some double oh seven shit! I liiiiiiike!
t3xxas - September 22, 2008, 11:48 pm
holy shit, that actually looks pretty damn cool... i want one.


BUDDIST NINJAS - They have a tendancy to blend in with their surroundings ...know they need to find out how to blend out before garbage disposal comes




CLICK,SQUEAK,CLICK,SQUEAK... - Why ninjas never wear heels and patent leather.


TAGS: ninjas patent leather
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

The Goat - September 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
I thought the whole point of a ninja was to do his thing without being noticed! I don't think I understand how notice to notice these five!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
Ah, grandma's house. Memories.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
FLATULENCE Some seem to need an alibi more than others.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Great one! Its hard to sneak up on some one when you squeal like a plastic covered sofa. Ah, grandma's house. 5/5
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:58 pm
Excellent.


BUNNY NINJA - Try telling her "Suprise Buttseks!" I dare you.


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.11/5

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NINJAS - They're in there... somewhere.


TAGS: ninjas darkness
Rating: 2.67/5

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PROFESSOR CHAOS - BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION AND DOOM




NINJAS - they're after you


TAGS: ninjas rock
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Austin

mmmmmmmmm - June 13, 2009, 4:35 am
must have those pants n that shirt but NOT that hat
shagger - May 15, 2009, 1:28 am
you guys are all wrong. this is the kindergarten where chuck norris honed his skills. other kids were finger painting and eating boogers, chuck norris was breaking shit and fucking everyones mom including mine. your my hero chuck hahahahahahaha
Elwood - November 28, 2008, 7:32 am
It will eat this man? OK, I understand now. It is a "Penis Fly Trap."
english--and proud - November 24, 2008, 3:46 am
nope ..its a cleverly disguised giant clam ..it will eat this sucker real soon..
Kung-Fu Devil - November 23, 2008, 9:24 pm
You guys are idiots. It's clearly a Pac-Man fossil.
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 6:43 pm
Naw this is one of the hulks "jaw-breakers "
Elwood - November 23, 2008, 9:28 am
It's too "clean" and smooth a break, to have been done by wholly "natural" means. I suggest human beings did that, with machinery.
pro - July 2, 2008, 6:38 pm
Chuck Norris... He was here!


COLD WATER - Helps ninja boys hide their true feelings


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 9:08 am
it hides his boner


DISTRACTIONS - While you were busy looking at Catherine Bell's boobs, ninjas stole all the beer in your refrigerator.


TAGS: dont blame me youre the one who got distracted assignment for january 6 ninjas
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL @ Grey.... oh yeah, it's that.
GreyScorpion - May 2, 2010, 1:37 pm
guess what?
G4briel - May 2, 2010, 1:26 pm
The hat is wrong. She was a marine. OH NO!!! THIS WAS A GAY TEST, ISN'T IT?!?!?
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 8:19 am
It was worth it, I can always run to the store for more beer


THAT'S RIGHT RONSART!!! - Ninjas are coming for YOU!!! Surprisingly, it only cost me two bags of Skittles!


TAGS: ronsart ninjas
Rating: 2.86/5

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ronsart - January 6, 2010, 7:08 pm
lol Mr. Drizzle...you need an Indian Ninja...lol...you as one of the orginal motifakers...thanks. appreciated.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
Spite and jealousy mostly lol
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:23 pm
why you want to send ninja's after Ronsart?


SHUT THE HELL UP!! - don't you see those ninjas are sleeping???


TAGS: ninjas bed
Rating: 2.11/5

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NINJAS - They enjoy attacking people at baseball games




GUNS - Just make Ninjas go really REALLY fast!




Ninja Blenders -


TAGS: kitchen appliances for ninjas shhhhh
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

spacedog - June 24, 2013, 6:05 pm
*McClure
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 6:03 pm
In the voice of Troy McClue: (yells over screaming appliance) "Is it on?"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2013, 12:58 am
And that's why the Ninja blender was created; to really disprove the noise of the Calvary blender, that you don't need excessive noise to make a smoothie, lol.
CloudchaserS - June 24, 2013, 12:08 am
Blenders and a lot of other products are intentionally not made to be quiet because people tend to think that something noisy is more powerful.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 11:38 pm

That's what I meant, Mashi! Sounds like a jet!~
MashiMashi - June 23, 2013, 11:04 pm
BULL-CAP have you seen the info-mercials, the host has to SXREAM over the sounds of the whirring blades.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:28 pm

5L on two counts: The super-stealthy ninja reference and reality. Have you ever heard one of these things? Bwhahahaha!~


PIRATES VS NINJAS -


TAGS: pirates ninjas debate
Rating: 3.53/5

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cbc_rules - October 7, 2009, 7:56 pm
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE!!!


NINJA EYE -


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
I think he would have a hard time. XD


KAWASAKI NINJA - Real ninja accessories rock but I like what the bike comes with better.


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 2.93/5

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DON'T FORGET - There are two standing behind you right now.




POLACKS -




KARATE LESSONS - It's always the ninjas...




BILLY MAYS - Faster than Ninjas...but apparently not as fast as heart disease




ICIRO. - What happens when baseball f*cks with ninjas.




NINJAS - watch out 'ches, muslims have them




MIND YOUR SURROUNDINGS -


TAGS: ninjas advice november challenge
Rating: 3.47/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:04 am
very well said, the walls have ears


THE MTV NINJA AWARDS - "Beyoncé was the one of the best Ninjas of all time!" Hiccup...




NON-ASIAN NINJAS - Chuck Norris would kill them all by simply laughing at them




PIRATES - Why ninjas are cooler.




ARMAGEDDON IS COMING - Choose your team wisely.


TAGS: pirates ninjas chuck norris jesus google trends armageddon is coming choose yor team
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Dalton

RA - May 14, 2009, 4:09 pm
Weird how ninjas are laying low...for now.
guest - April 22, 2009, 1:12 am
no it will be Mister Rogers in a blood soaked sweater be the last one standing
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 4:12 am
No matter who you choose, only one man will survive, and that man will be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts the laughter into slaughter.
Lloyd - November 28, 2008, 7:41 pm
I choose porn cos porn beats jesus
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:42 am
people search for ninjas but they can never be found...


NINJA HIGH SCHOOL: THE MOVIE - Get to it, Michael Bay!




NAJNAS - still sweet


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 1.56/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:54 am
What the fuck's a Najina? >_>


Ninjas -




NINJA - Don't drive ninjas. So why should you?


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MindBenda - February 22, 2012, 5:22 pm
That would be why he isn't on a Ninja...
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:48 am
Ninja is from Kawasaki...
Reality Lord - February 19, 2012, 8:56 am

what ninja?
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:20 am
Real ninjas are also not going to wear something that screams "I am a ninja"


PIRATES - MAYBE THEY ARE NOT AS EPIC AS FEMALE NINJAS BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE HERE SINCE THE STONE AGE




NINJAS - are flying this plane


TAGS: ninjas are flying the plane
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 29, 2010, 2:58 pm
true, the plane is brazilian and true, it is not flying. but it still looks cool.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 7:53 pm
The plane isn't flying & it's not Japenese.


NO STILL - there are actually 100


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by Jenny

ACE - June 10, 2009, 11:35 pm
no 70 most are behind the couch on one onther the rest are smart and are out of the pic im int thos few


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